Monday, February 28, 2011

Weekends

"Oh god! Please don't make me move!"
- me on weekends

Why I love James Franco

Of all the Oscar 2011 backstage pictures that James Franco posted of himself, I love these 2 the most.
The latter even more than the former.
© James Franco


P.S.: I'm dead sure he was blown throughout the ceremony.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Is it a taunt? Is it a piece of advice? No, it's a mother!

The Mother, after chancing upon the fat bill I drew up at La Senza:
"I hope you know that buying expensive lingerie implies that you're
going to wash it by hand, always, and in the machine, never. Hmm?"

--
Sent from my mobile device

Friday, February 25, 2011

#

One of my greatest fears would be turning into a person I'd feel pity for.

(I accidentally typed out 'features' instead of 'fears' initially. Hmm.)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

There's Global Warming and Corruption, and then, this.

To all the thin girls resorting to the new fat girl ‘I’m not so fat’ outfit of leggings and a tunic/shirt,
If you’re so desperate to cross over into the fat girl category, just stuff yourself with fries.
Sincerely.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Pointing out my uncool...

... while discussing Cee Lo's F U

me: do you like this song because you dig black people singing?
ols: baby no one uses words like dig anymore.

Sunday, February 20, 2011