Woot.

Every morning when I'm approaching office I look at my rick guy and go all
" भैयाजी, रिकक्षा उस पेड़ के नीचे रोक दीजीये"
and he looks and me and goes all
"मैडम, कौनसा पेड़?"
as if this city is just filled with trees!
Just. As. If.