I swear...

... I kissed all the boys but they wanted more.

Going Crazy with Print Screen

Step 1: Bawdy copy is presented to me in small font, on an excel sheet.
Step 2: I take a screen shot of the sheet and discover new ways of dealing with the bawdy copy that is presented to me in small font, on an excel sheet.
Step 3: I get totally sidelined after I take a screen shot of the sheet and discover new ways of dealing with the bawdy copy that is presented to me in small font, on an excel sheet.

Result: Screen shots of screen shots of screen shots of screen shots of ... you get the point.

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

"I'm afraid to drink soda because I'm afraid the bubbles will float me up to the ceiling."

Server Reality

This is not a server error message.

This is some kind of twisted life lesson being relayed back to me by the world wide web.
And I really can't understand why, because I come across this, 'Understood but refusing to fulfil' business, with human beings of all sorts, almost every day.
If the www were my friend, it'd surely be one that believes in tough love.

Truth be told...

Sometimes I wish...

Sometimes I wish the objects of my affection had tails so that I could tell the extent to which they like me.

Pillows

While watching TV,
In the yellow blue room,
To the ceiling, we’re a T,
At perpendiculars, for me.
I almost fall asleep,
With my head on your stomach, when,
I remember that I hate pillows, always,
Except then.

Hello Weekend

You brought me dark purple glitter toes and finger nails.
And made me not mind Monday so much.
Thank you.

The Depressing Alphabet

Click on the image to watch the Depressing Alphabet.
Quite wonderful, might I add. And a bit Poe-esque too.