Under the Table and Peeping

Of everything that American politics has thrown at us, this will remain my most favourite moment.

Who...

Ate my chi?
Invaded my aura?
Leaked my karma?
And stole my cosmic manipulator?

Holi in Utah

Don't you just love this picture?

And this one too?

So head here to have a look at the whole bunch!

'Coz You Got Fat

It’s so tiring making up excuses and giving explanations.
Can’t I just say, ‘coz you got fat’ and hang up?
Or if this were reality, say, ‘coz you got a beer belly and you don’t even drink!’ and hang up?

The Good Thing

The good thing about religiously practicing yoga for four years or more is that, over time, a not-so-pleasant memory remains but the unpleasantness associated with it fades away.
The bad thing about religiously practicing yoga is that it leaves you with the concoction of a forgetful heart that's as reckless as ever and an experienced mind trying hard to drill better sense into it.

Boring = Death

The Thing With

I started this post with...
The thing with dating someone who doesn't read or have a preference for music is that you never know what to give them for their birthday.

But then realized that it should ideally be...
The thing with dating someone who doesn't read or have a preference for music is that you shouldn’t be dating them.