Whiff

You come to realise that you've been wandering in the same circles for way too long when you bump into someone who sleeps at midnight sharp and think them to be a breath of fresh air.

On the other hand, what if they turn into a pumpkin post?

Env Sc. Geek Love

You had me at Carbon Footprint.

But It's Not

... it's a bit of magic too.

No Chewing

I assume that right at this moment, the Universe is having a really good time in bed, when all I want is for it to swallow me up. Whole. Minus any chewing.

Truth

Your incompetence brings out the pyromaniac in me.
xoxo

No Can Do

'Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate mother f***er'

The inability to speak without taking refuge in expletives when stark raving mad was one of my worst fears.
Of course, this was till I learned how to make laughing, frowning or smiling sheepishly (in that order) my first response to almost every thing.

Eval

I evaluate how important someone is to me by:
a. The number of books I'm willing to lend them
b. The number of books I'm willing to buy them
c. The authors I introduce them to