Thursday, August 6, 2009

Guys, Dudes, Gentlemen… Lend me your ears!

Take your girlfriend seriously when she says, for the third time, “Haan mein phone rakh rakee hoon. Bus mein khadey rehne ke liyay jagah nahi hai!”
Don’t ask her about whether is the same everyday.
Don’t ask about what’s happened to the ladies seat.
Don’t ask about whether she bought her ticket.
Don’t ask about ‘doosray leddis’ in the bus.

Just. Hang. Up.

Because if she repeats that “Haan mein phone rakh rakee hoon. Bus mein khadey rehne ke liyay jagah nahi hai!” line one more time, your girlfriend’s cell phone is going to get flung out of the bus, with a force so great, you at the other end won't know what hit your ear!

Okay? Okay.

And remember all you messed up hearts, crowded buses are no time for love!
Now and forever.


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