Implode before you Explode

"Implode before you explode."
For it is better that the remains of your disappointment and rage get
burnt and consumed by the sum of their own parts than by a world that
sees them as mere indulgent ash.

This Evening...

"Do you work in a playground?"
- My sister to me, after rummaging through my cupboard, looking for
good (corporate) clothes.

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Happy Weekend!

Off
to
write
stories
and
paint
shoes
for
the
Two Zero One Zero
tour.

Really?

I can post directly from my phone now?
Lemmecheck.

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True Love is...

...When someone says, "Sweety, there's something coming out of your nose. Either it's that nasal spray liquid you just used or... uh... Here! take a tissue."

Yahoo!

Ernest Hemingway on writing,
"Work every day. No matter what has happened the day or night before, get up and bite on the nail."

I can safely say that it's the same when it comes to ideas. Many a times they go unrecognised, but sometimes, they don't. So when, at some award function, they are granted a miniature chair, you're allowed to, kinda, sorta, surely, show them off!
(Right? Right? Right?)

Here it is!
Another feather in our (and my) hat; Jaago Re won a Silver at the Yahoo Big Idea Chair Awards last night.

So what if we didn't win the actual Big Idea Chair, we'll try again next year. And just in case we run out of patience before that, I suppose we'll just get our own giant thrones made.

The Pot

The guys in office are just back from an hour at the gym.

Me: Someone told me that pot helps you lose weight.
Saki: No that’s not true, it makes you put on weight!
Me: Really? Why, because you get hungry and then you hog?
Saki: Yeah.
Me: Oh!
Saki: Unless you smoke a strain of pot that kills your appet…(Sam butts in)
Sam (butting in): Uhh. No. Such. Thing.
Saki: No no, maybe there is…
Me: So what’s the point of this? You guys slog at the gym, come back up, smoke and then hog.
Avi: But you know, pot helps build your body.
Me: What crap!
Saki: No way dude!
Avi: No. Really. See, when you smoke it, your muscles relax and then they get more time to recuperate and essentially, your body is built largely when your muscles are relaxed, right?!
Saki: What?! No man!
Avi: No no. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Arnold Schwarzenegger swears by it.
Saki: Arnold Schwarzenegger?!
Avi: Yeah man! And look what happened to that guy…
Saki (looking into the distance): Yeah…
Avi: He became governor!