What Superpower Would You Want?

Regular Friday night in office, debauchery and discussing Superpowers we'd like to have...

trippyhippy: I want to be so strong, so incredibly strong just so that I can break people's faces!
basakbabies: Aye how stupid. You don't need a superpower for that, you need a baseball bat!

A Gif Gift

I make things for people most of the time.
So it's only normal that i'd appreciate it tremendously, if things were made for me.
Even it was a .gif.
Thanks to the mad talented BB.
No one has ever made me a gift or a gif before.
P.S: Also, there's a giant XO there for a split second before the 'happy birthday.' Did you notice?

You're such a 'matron'

Everybody who's lived in a hostel will insult someone by calling them a matron.
Everybody who's lived in a hostel will feel insulted when someone calls them a matron.

Armistice

When the lights are coming out,
And I come down in your room,
Our daily compromise,
It is written in your signed armistice.
And when the lights are cutting out,
And I come down in your room,
Well well decide as always,
Here is your signed armistice.

"Put them in the fridge"

Routine conversation with BB

Me: See my calves are so strong. Touch them.
BB: No.
Me: Why?
BB: Howcome you dont have that thing...
Me: Nail polish
BB: Ya. Nail polish...on your toe nails?
Me: Coz i took it out and didnt have time to put it back
BB: Howcome?
Me: Coz it takes too much time to dry and you have to sit still till it dries and all...
BB: Which is hard for you to do.
Me: Yes.
BB: Put it in the fridge
Me: What?
BB: Put your feet in the fridge
Me: Like? Lie on the floor and have my feet inside
BB: Yeah. Lie down, and chill on the floor till it dries
Me: Ya, my mother will kick me out of the kitchen if I do that
BB: Ya, you should get married
Me: What?! Why?
BB: So that you can buy your own fridge and put your feet inside it. Then no one can say anything.
Me: O yaah!

This is true

I paint so much better...

I paint so much better when I'm in love. Or in like. Or driven by my affection towards the object of my affection.
Is this a good thing?
Who cares!
I love the outcome.