Why I love James Franco

Of all the Oscar 2011 backstage pictures that James Franco posted of himself, I love these 2 the most.
The latter even more than the former.
© James Franco

P.S.: I'm dead sure he was blown throughout the ceremony.

Is it a taunt? Is it a piece of advice? No, it's a mother!

The Mother, after chancing upon the fat bill I drew up at La Senza:
"I hope you know that buying expensive lingerie implies that you're
going to wash it by hand, always, and in the machine, never. Hmm?"

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One of my greatest fears would be turning into a person I'd feel pity for.

(I accidentally typed out 'features' instead of 'fears' initially. Hmm.)

There's Global Warming and Corruption, and then, this.

To all the thin girls resorting to the new fat girl ‘I’m not so fat’ outfit of leggings and a tunic/shirt,
If you’re so desperate to cross over into the fat girl category, just stuff yourself with fries.
Sincerely.

Pointing out my uncool...

... while discussing Cee Lo's F U

me: do you like this song because you dig black people singing?
ols: baby no one uses words like dig anymore.

Thom Yorke was carved out of cheese

How could I not post this?

Good Morning Motion Typo

Have no fear, Monday morning Motion Typo scripting is here!