Tees for Stereotypes

'Chlorine is my Perfume'

For the four girls who spent a whole year swimming 30 laps with me every morning/evening at the pool on the hill,

Here's hoping we all walk out of a liquid blue and into a something interesting in the near future.

Because there's really no other perfume that smells like chlorine.

And that really is quite exquisite, in a perverse kind of way!

'Fuck Coke, Let's Get High on Design'

For all the digital natives who spend a significant part of their day allowing design to mess with their head,

Here's hoping we find white space presumably as amazing as white powder to sweep us off our feet.

Because, after all, beauty and brains and pleasure and usability always go hand in hand.