Basakbabies' broken bones speak true.
BB: Feels good at home.
Me: Then stay there. I felt good eating Kima's lunch. It was better than mine.
BB: … or I’m just trying to make myself feel good...
Me: What would you rather be doing, if you weren’t at home?
BB: Work.
Me: Wrong answer!
BB: I was being practical. Unrealistically, I'd be on the twisties of the Himalaya, riding my bike alone, hunting for inner peace and the meaning of everything
Me: That's a lie. You don’t look for peace. You look for ... dubstep.
BB: Yes, dubstep is correct. It comforts me hence ‘promoting’ inner peace. Green grass and glitchy music.
Me: And greener grass? Promotes peace like Bob Marley?
BB: No, am not the Bob Marley kind.You know nothing.
Me: Why are you insulting me?
BB: Tit for tat.
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Me: Are you still on Facebook?
BB: Nope. But the average broadband speed in Japan is 61mbps.
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