Potato Wedgie

Conversation with basakbabies as he design assisted my potato wedgie

me: aye man, where's my wedgie?
bb: i just re-surfaced infinitum
me: why don't you give me my wedgie back?
bb: no
me: dude, you can’t steal my wedgie!
bb: i am having a moment with it
me: with my wedgie? yurk
…
bb: offend me
me: i can’t
bb: come on! why?
me: because my wedgie is at stake!