Monday, July 12, 2010

Theories That Will Never Be Proved

If your present boyfriend's ex is 'awesome' (in the sense that, objectively, you wouldn't mind living her life for a day), and you know that she'd initiated the split , it's a good pointer to reconsider your options.

This obviously isn't a hard and fast rule, just something I've deciphered after careful observation.

This theory will also never be proved, ever, because, either, you will never have a conversation with the ex, or, even if you do, the chances of her telling you that your boy was bad in bed are close to minimal... unless she really cares about you. In which case, you need to give props for honesty, dump the boyfriend and start dating the ex instead.

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