The Pot

The guys in office are just back from an hour at the gym.

Me: Someone told me that pot helps you lose weight.
Saki: No that’s not true, it makes you put on weight!
Me: Really? Why, because you get hungry and then you hog?
Saki: Yeah.
Me: Oh!
Saki: Unless you smoke a strain of pot that kills your appet…(Sam butts in)
Sam (butting in): Uhh. No. Such. Thing.
Saki: No no, maybe there is…
Me: So what’s the point of this? You guys slog at the gym, come back up, smoke and then hog.
Avi: But you know, pot helps build your body.
Me: What crap!
Saki: No way dude!
Avi: No. Really. See, when you smoke it, your muscles relax and then they get more time to recuperate and essentially, your body is built largely when your muscles are relaxed, right?!
Saki: What?! No man!
Avi: No no. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Arnold Schwarzenegger swears by it.
Saki: Arnold Schwarzenegger?!
Avi: Yeah man! And look what happened to that guy…
Saki (looking into the distance): Yeah…
Avi: He became governor!